Did you hear about the naked man who ran into church during a children’s musical rehearsal?  He didn’t begin his run in the buff, but unfortunately for him (and for all those who saw him), he ended up that way!  Here’s the story:

Michigan police say it all started when an officer pulled over a man in his late-twenties for loud music.  The officer suspected he had drugs, cuffed him, and frisked him.  The officer then found suspected marijuana, so the man took off running.  As he jumped over a nearby fence he lost his pants, underwear, and shoes.

In the buff below the belt, he then braved a barbed wired fence.  That’s where he lost his shirt.  Then, the completely naked man (except handcuffs) sprinted into the sanctuary of Macedonia Missionary Baptist Church.

One parishioner said, “He asked for it wearing his pants below his knees. I know they wasn’t tight. I know they wasn’t secure.  So when he went over that fence he lost everything.”

My first though after reading this was: “Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.”  My second thought was (as one born in Columbus and an avid Ohio State fan): ONLY IN MICHIGAN!